What would life be like if vegans ruled the world, and what is their (our?) plan for global domination? How does a suburban Paleo diet aficionado feed himself? What does it feel like to fail at being an omnivore? And does eating tofu necessarily result in a gruesome, certain death? These questions and other even stranger ones are answered with a mixture of snarky hilarity and heartfelt inspiration over the course of 32 essays from the popular blog VeganFeministAgitator.com written by satirist Marla Rose. This collection is sure to delight and comfort any vegan who gets frustrated by the unwillingness or inability of their friends, family or coworkers to accept their cruelty-free lifestyle. Marla draws from years of experience as a feminist, a journalist, an activist, organizer and a mother to celebrate the vibrant and dynamic community of which she is proud to be a member. Some of these pieces wield the English language like a weapon, using humor and wit to rip through the veils of industry propaganda and expose the hypocrisy and lunacy of the argument for eating animals. Others are quiet gems gently wrapped in poignant reflection that perfectly describe the human experience through a vegan lens . If you or someone you love is a vegan or thinking about becoming one, this book is sure to put a smile on your face and a little clarity in your heart.